I’m just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We’re just ordinary average guys
We all live ordinary average lives
With average kids
And average wives

We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We’re just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog do
Hope that it’s hard (woof woof)
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend’s got a Chrysler
I’ve got a Dodge
We’re just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy

Ordinary average average guys